Gove – children to start learning to hate school from age of 5
(satire?)
Education secretary Michael Gove’s efforts to revolutionise learning in England’s schools will see five-year-olds learning in their first year that going to school is a tedious, mind-blowingly pointless activity, according to final versions of the new national curriculum published on Monday.
Among the changes being introduced are a requirement for more interminably monotonous tones to be used by teachers in design and technology lessons, as well as subjects such as history and geography to include a lot more soul-destroyingly dull lessons full of irrelevant facts that young children will learn to hate by heart.
According to a Whitehall source:
The introduction of pointless tedium into the national curriculum will prepare state education children much better for the kind of monotonous work such as shelf-stacking and burger flipping which probably awaits them when they leave school.
Boredom and monotony will become the standard in our schools – and this combined with spiritless, fed-up…
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