Mark Steel: What a triumph! We’ve persuaded Starbucks to relocate its European headquarters to Britain. Mine’s an extra shot of tax avoidance – Comment – Voices – The Independent

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/mark-steel-what-a-triumph-we-have-persuaded-starbucks-to-relocate-its-european-hq-from-holland-to-the-uk-9268072.html

How can I sound convincingly sorry?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/agony-aunt/i-need-to-sound-convincingly-sorry-2014041085603

Economic Fundamentals

 

For more information on Tom Toles can be found here and here

 

Northern Lights caused by gay marriage

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/northern-lights-caused-by-gay-marriage-2014022884123

African Union: We cannot ignore the plight of Berkshire any longer | The Daily Hawk!

http://dailyhawk.co.uk/2014/02/14/african-union-we-cannot-ignore-the-plight-of-berkshire-any-longer/

On Medication!

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and an immigrant are sat around a table with eleven biscuits on it. The banker takes ten biscuits and heads for the door. As he leaves, he shouts to the Daily Mail reader “Look out, that immigrant’s taking your biscuit!”

Dickensian Christmas ghosts get no reaction from gas executive

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/dickensian-christmas-ghosts-get-no-reaction-from-gas-executive-2012111348719

The Mighty Boosch on IDS?

 

 

 “The box is there for a reason – to keep bald men like you inside it.” – Saboo

 

 

The Mighty Boosh – Party (2007)

Calvin does Tory standard debate tactics…