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Thoughts on Cameron’s proto-fascist speech.

May 16, 2015 1 comment

“For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens: as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone,”  “This government will conclusively turn the page on this failed approach.”

Imagine being pulled over by a black shirted, shaven head man, tooled up to the nines. The following non-crimes are now applicable.

  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just purchased alcohol when you are over the legal age?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you were doing 30 miles an hour in a 30 mph Zone?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just paid for those goods?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just paid your taxes?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just had your MOT done on your vehicle and are driving a safe vehicle?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you haven’t purchased any Class A-C drugs?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you failed to rob the bank you were just in?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you didn’t punch someone?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you didn’t release confidential information for financial gain?
  •  Sir / Madam, do you realise you just stopped at that red light?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you are driving with valid insurance?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just exercised your democratic right to vote?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just exercised your right to free speech in a manner that was respectful others?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you didn’t pay a public official money for a story?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you didn’t get your corporate sponsors to question the patriotism of the opposition leader’s father?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you practice your religion without judgement or interruption of others?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you didn’t claim MPs expenses and paid it to your partner as rent?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just allowed that person to walk by without raping them?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t received donations to your political party via a series of shell charitable organisations?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you didn’t hack into the mobile phone of a dead teenage girl and delete messages leading her parents into a false hope?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you haven’t paid your partner from taxpayers funds to do nothing?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise you just put that litter in a bin?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t molested any children, ever?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t just lied to Parliament?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you are only married to one person, not two or more?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you have sent your child to school even when they are in good health?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that are driving that vehicle with appropriate insurance?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t poisoned a political rival?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t imprisoned someone without charge, trial or a lawyer?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you just turned down a bribe?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t taken huge sums of money to bring people into the country illegally and rape and enslave them?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that your political party has turned down donations from non-domiciled donors?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t set up a complex series of shell companies in dubious states to avoid paying our ludicrously low rates of tax?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you walked past that unlocked car and left the owner’s possessions inside it?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you aren’t dealing drugs?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t tried to enact retroactive legislation to prove your own innocence?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t sold off public assets to party donors?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t just thrown a brick through someone’s window?
  • Sir / Madam, do you realise that you haven’t just lied under oath?

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“So I am afraid I’ll have to take you down to the local Cameron-May centre for questioning and re-education……”

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