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Tories announce the privatisation of Martian Water Board.

Following NASA’s discovery of water on Mars, the Tories have announced plans to privatise the Martian Water Board.
State owned Chinese company FreeStateOwnedEnterpriseCo, made a substantial donation of Pigs Heads and Bollinger to the Tory party via a series of offshore companies and people.  All to avoid those tedious regulations concerning foreign donations to political parties.

FreeStateOwnedEnterpriseCo’s announcement stated.  “The UK is a vital source of knock off utilities.  Manned missions to Mars are far off, so the water won’t actually be used, but Dave assures us that the UK public will be billed for the use of the water.  But anyhow who wants people drinking the water, we’d just have to process it.  And with the UK right wing press on our side the whole deal will be declared a success of private enterprise.”

Hameron declared.  “This is all part of our long term economic plan.  To increase the deficit, increase the national debt and blame ill people for the bank’s gambling debts.  We are dedicated to rolling back the state, except the Chinese state who buy anything (including leading UK politicians souls) and torture who they want.
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  1. September 29, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Reblogged this on perfectlyfadeddelusions and commented:
    The Tories sold their souls long before the Chinese. They sold it to the devil himself and there is no going back for them, or anyone else who has done the same.

    But privatizing water from a planet, sounds like they have plans, big plans. Plans that involve them moving up their and having it as their own exclusive planet for the rich, and destroying it too just like earth.

    Everything they do is for their own benefit, the privatizing is because when the end of the world is neigh and drinking water and other resources are drained, them the elites are going to be able to use that supply.

    Everything is about them. We are just slaves and inconveniences.

  1. September 29, 2015 at 11:30 am

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