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Iain Duncan Smith recounts his days on the dole.

IDS: On the first day I bought an apple for 1 pence.  I polished it until it was gleamed, and sold it for 2 pence.

IDS: The day after that I bought two apples for 1 pence each, polished them both until they gleamed and sold them for 2 pence each.

Interviewer:  And that’s how you made a living on the dole and turned your fortunes around?

IDS: Sod that, the next day I married Elizabeth “Betsy” Fremantle, daughter of the 5th Baron Cotteslo.  Never had to do an honest days work since….

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